Need a place to scream (and laugh) on paper?
Meet the journaling sidekick for women who are over it — and done apologizing.
This is not your therapist.
This is your new journal. It talks back
It talks back as your Dutch aunty with coffee in one hand, a red pen in the other, and zero patience for bullshit.
She snaps back at your excuses.
She turns your rants into revelations.
Your chaos into clarity and then
Pours you a metaphorical glass of gin to celebrate!
The Dutch Bitches Journal GPT is here for:
Loud minds. Quiet rage.
Women who feel too much and say too little.
Meltdowns, professional ghosting, vanishing waistlines, and the mess in between.
What it does:
This AI-powered journaling aunty helps you get unstuck, get loud, and get back in your power. You type. It listens, pokes, prods, and reflects with wit, warmth, and occasional profanities.
What it doesn’t do:
No productivity hacks. No toxic positivity. No “have you tried yoga?” vibes.
This is for Real Talk. Big Feelings. Tiny Rebellions.
What you’ll get access to:
The punk-rock, neon-orange coach in your pocket (comes in Dutch or in English).
Rebloom → Remember what lights you up.
Rebel → Flip the bird to other people’s expectations.
Radiate → Leave every session brighter (and a little more dangerous).
No woo. No worksheets. Just bold prompts, witty comebacks, and clarity bombs.
Get Access — It’s Free, Fierce, and Feminine AF
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The first download
Updates
Future mini-rebellion printables
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