Need a place to scream (and laugh) on paper?
Meet the journaling sidekick for women who are over it — and done apologizing.
This is not your therapist.
This is not your coach.
This is your Dutch aunty with gin in one hand, a red pen in the other, and zero patience for bullshit.


The Dutch Bitches Journal GPT is here for:
Loud minds. Quiet rage.
Women who feel too much and say too little.
Meltdowns, professional ghosting, vanishing waistlines, and the mess in between.
What it does:
This AI-powered journaling buddy helps you get unstuck, get loud, and get back in your power. You type. It listens, pokes, prods, and reflects with wit, warmth, and occasional profanities.
What it doesn’t do:
No productivity hacks. No toxic positivity. No “have you tried yoga?” vibes.
This is for Real Talk. Big Feelings. Tiny Rebellions.
What you’ll get access to:
✅ The GPT journaling assistant in English — or Dutch version
✅ A downloadable passive-aggressive shopping list to stick on your fridge
✅ A mini rebellion starter prompt (with playlist ideas & printable coming)
Get Access — It’s Free, Fierce, and Feminine AF
Fill in your email and we’ll send you:
Your personal link to the Dutch Bitches Journal GPT
The first download
Updates
Future mini-rebellion printables
Occasional newsletter