We help women across all seasons of life say: โ€œIโ€™m done being polite about my power.โ€
Through unapologetic tools, no-bullshit stories, and punk-sister energy, we ignite bold becoming.

YOU'RE NOT Too much. they're too bland.

Got rage, rants or resting btch face? Meet your new journaling sidekick. Real talk, no yoga pants required.

๐ŸŒธ Reblooming.

๐ŸŒ Dutch roots.

๐Ÿ’ช Chin up. Tits out.

๐Ÿ”ฅ You are not too much.

No yoga pants required.

Global guts.

Onwards.

You are the blueprint.

Our fucking mission

We mix playfulness with purpose, rage with glitter, and self-love with sarcasm.
Because radical self-trust is the new Botox โ€” and itโ€™s not a midlife crisis if it comes with better orgasms.

WHAT WEโ€™RE SERVING

Unapologetic Blog
Expect raw stories, bold truths, and the kind of advice you wonโ€™t find in a pastel-pink โ€œwellnessโ€ guide. This is where we cut the crap and turn scars into punchlines.

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Free Resources
Guides, checklists, and downloads that help you stop shrinking, start shouting, and live louder than your inner critic ever allowed.

Premium Offerings
Deep-dive programs + digital products for women ready to invest in their most audacious selves. Less โ€œlife coach,โ€ more โ€œlife co-conspirator.โ€

She believed she could โ€” so she fucking did.

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"Chin up. Coffee first. Tits out."

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"Not fragile. Just expensive."

Because sometimes the T-shirt says it better than you can.

READY TO STOP BEING POLITE ABOUT YOUR POWER?

Join the rebellion of women whoโ€™ve stopped apologizing for their shine โ€” and started enjoying the hell out of it.

Empowering women to embrace their power, unapologetically.

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